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-Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,

冬季的时分，这个当地离电暖器近来，很温暖，

and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;

也不会很热到直流汗。

in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.

夏天的时分，这儿又刚好能够吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,

并且坐这儿看电视的角度，能够直接看，又不会影响说话，

nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

不会太远，不至于形成脖子过火扭曲。

I could go on, but I think I've made my point.

我能够持续，我想我现已说理解了。

别老记取? 这能忘得掉吗?

Forget? You want me to forget?

我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊!

This mind does not forget.

从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事

I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

- 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了...

- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...

你哭什么

Why are you crying?

我哭我自个蠢啊

Because I'm stupid!

那也没理由哭啊

That's no reason to cry.

人只要哀痛的时分才该哭

One cries because one is sad.

比如说 其他人都太蠢我感到哀痛

For example, I cry because others are stupid

所以我才哭

我和很多女生往来过

Well,I've dated plenty of women.

Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle...

There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...

告诉牛津英语词典的修改们

Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.

"很多"现在被重新界说为"两个"

The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

Sheldon 你是个聪明人

Sheldon,you are a smart guy.

- 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"?

- You must know... - I'm "smart"?

要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行

I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."

- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.

- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.

- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.

- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.

我是硕士

I have a Master's degree.

谁不是?

Who doesn't?

多年来 咱们一向悉心 企图探求他将怎么繁衍子孙

Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.

我建议的是有丝分裂

I'm an advocate of mitosis.

什么?

I'm sorry?

我信任 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜

I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food

他就会分裂成两个Sheldon

and split into two Sheldons.

另一方面 我在想Sheldon也许 是他这个物种的幼虫状况

On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,

有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶

and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.

Howard 电话在响!

Howard,the phone is ringing!

我有个疯狂的主见 老妈 接电话怎么!

Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!

你好?

Hello?

好的 稍等

All right,hold on.

是你兄弟 Leonard!

It's your friend,Leonard!

他想知道你为何今日没去上学!