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　托福实用白话：圣诞节小笑话

　　The thief and the judge

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　法官与小偷

　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审问犯人时也有点悲天悯人。“你为何而被起诉?”他问。

　　“收购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

　　“这不算犯法，”法官答复，“你购物多早?”

　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。